Top 10 Ways Microsoft Would Change The Auto Business
- 10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
- 9. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
- 8. The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for
Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they run very
slowly.
- 7. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced
by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
- 6. Sun MotorSystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as
reliable and five times as fast, but would run on only 5% of the
roads.
- 5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
- 4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy ten more
seats and a new engine.
- 3. Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason and you
would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as
normal.
- 2. Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you would have to
buy a new car.
- 1. People would get excited about the new features of the latest
Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been
available from other car makers for years!