"Hey, Karma,"
Rhonda the sword
whined, "I need to
go, like, shopping."
Deirdre's story A Sword Called Rhonda can be found in:
Turn the Other Chick, edited by Esther M. Friesner.
Hardback (out of print) ISBN: 0743488571
Paperback ISBN: 1416520538
This Is My Funniest 2: Leading Science Fiction Writers Present Their Funniest Stories Ever, edited by Mike Resnick, ISBN: 1933771224