Any Knight of Mine

Words by Valeria Asgautr
To the tune of "Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain

This is what a lady wants... 
Any knight of mine better fight hard for me 
Even when I complain he'll still win for me 
And I can be late for a court, that's fine 
But he'd better be on time.
Any knight of mine says it fits just right 
When last year's garb is just a little too tight.
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day.
And if I wear my crown 
With a deep frown 
I wanna hear him say 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
I like it that way.

Chorus: 
     Any knight of mine better hold that line 
     Better be advancing, dancing, pouring me some wine 
     I need a knight who knows 
     How to beat his foes 
     Gotta be a bone-breaking, sword-breaking, 
     Shield-breaking, earthquaking kind 
     Any knight of mine

Well any knight of mine better hold his tongue 
When I say that I still look 21 
And when I roast him dinner 
And I burn it black 
He better say, mmmmmm 
I like it like that, yeah 
And if I wear my crown 
With a deep frown 
I wanna hear him say 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
I like it that way.

Repeat Chorus:

He's gotta gauge hits 
Till his head splits 
Strike, dodge, block block then strike 
Shield to shield, do si do 
Till his sword wants to break 
Till his feet and his back ache 
Keep a fighting til he just can't fight no more 
Come on everbody on the field 
A one, two, three, four 
Hup two, hup 
If you wanna be a knight of mine, that's right 
This is what a lady wants.