Bjorn, the Viking

Words by Eogan Og MacLaren
To the tune of "Ramblin' Man" by The Allman Brothers

My father raided all the shores of England
He wound up on the wrong end of a sheep
I was born in the stern of a longboat
Rolling on the waves of the North Sea.

Chorus:
     Thor, I am Bjorn, the Viking Man
     I try to make a living by raiding where I can
     So when your homes are burning I hope you understand
     That I am Bjorn the Viking Man.

I'm sailing towards some foreign shore this morning
It doesn't really matter where I land
I'll steal their gold and burn their homes no matter who they are
Rape each girl and murder every man.

Chorus

I'm plundering a coastal town in Iceland
And drinking mead til I can drink no more
I'll sing along with a battle song between every mug
My belly full and my arms around a whore.

Chorus

Well someday I'll wind up in Valhalla
When in battle I am overcome
But until that day I'll sail away to rape, burn, and plunder
So all you puny weaklings better run!

Chorus (ad nauseaum)


From The Hoard of the Bards