The Chivalry

Words by Yang the Nauseating and the Dark Horde
To the tune of "The Invalids"

We've all been touched by Royalty and wear a white sword belt,
And whether on or off the field, our presence will be felt.
One warning we should give to all; please list to what we say:
Unless you also wear the belt, best not get in our way!

Chorus (after every verse):
     For we are called The Chivalry,
     Our swords are very strong
     And while our steel controls the field,
     Well, we can do no wrong!

Our ranks are filled with the elite, the rest are cannon fodder,
And as for social graces, well, we never have to bother.
For in this Current Middle Age, we're ROYALTY, not servants!
And if your armor's thick enough, who needs to be observant?

We're proud of being barbarous, our manners are alarming,
But when your arms are strong as ours, why bother being charming?
If someone dares to criticize, in word, or deed, or song,
We challenge him to trial at arms, and show the world he's wrong!

If someone rises in the field to challenge our control,
He doesn't worry us a bit, however brave or bold;
This man will not remain a threat, he'll not create a fuss,
We'll just give him a belt like ours, then he'll be one of us!