Every site needs its mindless entertainment, and this one is no different. But instead of just gratuitous Tom Paris torture, this particular time-waster is educational as well.

What is an "Adventure", you may ask. It's a medical simulator that uses characters from Star Trek in traditional fanfiction situations to illustrate the proper way to heal or mangle a character. You, the humble author, get to choose the action; medicine reveals the consequences. Simply put, it's a Choose Your Own Adventure story with a twist.

New Adventures will appear as and when inspiration strikes. If any viewers wish to contribute scenarios, or even ideas for opening scenes, please email the webmistress.

The idea for this comes from The Emergency Medical Simulator, a thoroughly wonderful and educational site. It is heavily suggested that serious authors go there.